http://www.chocorific.com/chocolate/chocolate-gifts/chocolate-christmas-gifts/ Chocolate Christmas gifts will please your dad. Chocolate Christmas gifts will also please Ernie, your little pet rooster. en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Chocolate Christmas gifts are always a good idea. How can you go wrong with them, in fact? Essentially you can't. Or if you can, we're not sure how. And hey, since we don't really like being unsure of things, we're just going to assume that you can't. Okay? Can you deal with that? Does it float your boat? Good, that's what we like to hear. And do you know what else we like to hear? The sound of chocolate Christmas gifts being eaten, that's what. Yes, that sound of crunching and mashing is music to ours, even more so than the album of duets between Regis Philbin and Rosie O'Donnel! Okay, we admit, to the best of our knowledge at least, such an album does not exist, but if it did, we would not enjoy listening it as much as the ingestion of chocolate Christmas gifts. Fair enough? Good, now let's take a dip in the pool. Are you coming? You really should, the water's great. Really, it soothes the skin like no other. It is a truly wonderful sensation. Do you want to know another sensation that we are rather fond of? It is the sensation of chocolate Christmas gifts sliding down the back of your throat after you have just munched on them for hours. Yes, that is one that we are really quite fond of, and one that we hope to be experiencing again, as soon as we can get our hands on the chocolate Christmas gifts that we keep dreaming of. Then and only then will we be able to fully convey the extent of our admiration and passion for the stuff, as it is far easier to articulate the sensations when we are experiencing them as we speak. Come with us on this journey and see just what we mean. Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT