Chocorific - Chocolate Christmas Gift

Chocolate Christmas Gift

Aren't the holidays wondrous? All the shiny, fresh presents, packed tightly beneath the tree. What wondrous surprises might they contain? Could it be a train set? Could it be a new bike? Could it be a pony? What about a chocolate Christmas gift? Mmm, that would be the best of all, even better than a pony! Well, I guess it depends on the type of pony we're talking about. Like, our we thinking one of those cute little Sheffield ponies, or one of those big mean ones that steal your breakfast and insult your cooking? Because one thing is for certain, and that is the fact that a chocolate Christmas gift should not be fed to a mean pony! Wait, is that the thing that was for certain, or was it something else? I kind of feel like we lost track, somewhere in the last couple of pages.

We must now move on.

Forget about those cute little horses that coyly stolen our precious attention and focus our efforts on thinking about a chocolate Christmas gift. Boy, doesn't that sound perfect right about now? Just try and picture those delectable morsels of creamy perfection coming nose to nose with your taste buds. You will moan in culinary satisfaction as you ingest the chocolate Christmas gift of your desire, soon finding hard to keep your composure. You are now on a mission, and your tunnel vision will be so strong and forcefull that nothing will be able to come between you and your new obsession. You and your chocolate Christmas gift will soon launch a plan to take over the world, or if not, at least the nation of Luxembourg.

Together you will rule over a vast yet obedient kingdom, gradually developing a following as you form a great polka duo.